markdown MINUS is a "worse version" of markdown for cohost which doesn't let you use fucked-up text in your everyday posts.

The intended usage is to speak like a Usenet poster, without the ability to express emotion in the text quirks that cohost kindly allows us to do. Want to make your text wide? You can't! Make it wavy or shaky? Nope!

No regular markdown is supported, in addition to:

markdown MINUS partakes in hand-in-hand combat with:

@oatmealine's markdown PLUS, the thing i shamelessly ripped the html from

Source code

I haven't open sourced this because it's not even mine